Let's take it from the top I-II-III I read the news today oh boy About a lucky man who made the grade And though the news was rather sad Well I just had to laugh I saw the photograph. He blew his mind out in a car He didn't notice that the lights had changed A crowd of people stood and stared They'd seen his face before Nobody was really sure If he was from the House of Lords. I saw a film today oh boy The English army had just won the war A crowd of people turned away But I just had to look Having read the book I'd love to turn you on, machine